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Quotes for the Corporate Sys Admin

Every now and then my job gets so boring that I feel like a robot. Today was one of those days, so I decided I needed a laugh and went in search of funny quotes relevant to working as a corporate sys admin... Hopefully there's one or two new ones for readers.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Robert Bloch
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
-Dennis Ritchie
Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
-Plant Manager, Delco Corporation
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots...
-Rich Cook
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.
Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.
Who the hell is General Failure? And why is he trying to read my hard disk?
This week I mapped and gapped the requirements to consolidate everything into a program of work... to maximize synergy, capture and optimize our resource utilization. If any of that sounded like work, I'll do some more of it next week.
-Wally, From Dilbert
Have a great day :)


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