Every now and then my job gets so boring that I feel like a robot. Today was one of those days, so I decided I needed a laugh and went in search of funny quotes relevant to working as a corporate sys admin... Hopefully there's one or two new ones for readers. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. -Dennis Ritchie Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. -Plant Manager, Delco Corporation Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google. -Unknown To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password. -Unknown Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots... -Rich Cook I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'....
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